Good 2
π°️ Previously
When I cast the spell, a gun appears.
"You're a Bad witch."
"I need a Gun."
BANG!
π¬ Now
π¨ Color 1 — White
KANSAS HIGHWAY
I was driving through the night.
A sudden tornado blew in.
The car was lifted into the air.
I found myself in a strange place.
There was a body under my car.
A witch named Glinda appeared.
"Thank you for killing the Witch of the East."
"She was truly wicked."
Glinda said I could return home.
"Meet the Wizard of Oz."
"Follow the Golden brick road."
I followed the Golden brick road.
The road to Oz was hard.
I fought many enemies.
They all had Golden eyes.
π¨ Color 2 — Blue
Oz was a giant blue face.
"Kill the wicked Witch of the West."
"Then your wish will be granted."
Water was her weakness.
"I need a Water Gun."
BANG!
I returned to Oz.
"ACHOO!"
Someone sneezed behind the blue face.
Behind the blue face was a hidden room.
A small old man was operating the machines.
"Are you the great Wizard of Oz?"
"You tricked me!"
"Tell me the truth."
π¨ Color 3 — Gray
"I'm a fraud."
"I came here in a tornado too."
"Some saw a great wizard in me."
"Others saw great profit in me."
"So they made me their king."
"Lies only work for so long."
"Taking the West was just a temporary fix."
"I can't do this anymore."
"I'm leaving."
"We can go home with this balloon."
"A king doesn’t suit me."
"I was better off as a con man."
A sudden tornado blew in.
I was thrown out of the balloon.
"I need a Grapple Gun."
BANG!
The balloon exploded.
What just happened?
π¨ Color 4 — Black
"That was close."
"Are you hurt?"
"These are Magical Shoes."
"I made them for you."
"They'll take you home."
White Flowers?
Where have I seen this before?
Always the Tornado.
Explosion.
And White Flowers.
"This was all your plan!"
"Why?"
"Thanks to you, I got rid of them all."
"That Gold-standard crowd is gone."
"Gold is gone. Silver rules now."
"This country is mine now."
"You're the last one."
"Should’ve picked the Bomb Shoes."
"I'll handle you myself."
"I need a Big Gun."
BANG!
"I'm not a Judge."
"My Gun doesn’t care who you are."
Witch Must Die.
A Witch in Sheep's clothing.
WICKED
* This is just a joke.
I do not condone violence.
π Epilogue
"I want to go home."
The Sun doesn’t care who you are.
L. Frank Baum
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (1900)