Good
๐ฃ Size 1 — Little
I'm a witch.
I'm 127 years old.
This crow is my friend.
It's the witches' festival.
I'm too young to attend.
So I secretly came to watch.
"Who are you?"
"Who brought this kid?"
"Who let her in?"
"You're too young."
"If you become a Good witch, I'll allow it."
"See you next year."
1: "How do I become a Good witch?"
2: "What if you help people?"
3: "Alright. I'll help people."
๐ฅ Size 2 — Big
When I cast the spell, a gun appears.
"I need a Gun."
I want to help people with magic.
I saved people from Monsters.
I fought ZOMBIES.
"I need a Gun."
BANG!
And I fought KAIJU.
"I need a Big Gun."
BANG!!
I even fought THANUS.
"I need a Really Big Gun."
BANG!!!
I can't move.
I helped people.
Am I a Good witch?
๐ฅ Size 3 — Too Big
"Witches don't help people."
"You helped people."
"You're a Bad witch."
"Your 'Good' is 'Bad'."
"We lie. We take."
"A Good witch is feared."
"Your 'Good' isn't ours."
"You betrayed us."
"You are banished."
"EXILE!"
"EXILE!"
"EXILE!"
Monsters.
"I need a Big Gun."
BANG!
No More Witches.
What is Good?
BFG9000
* This is just a joke.
I do not condone violence.
๐ Epilogue
I'm not a Witch.
I'm a Slayer.
I have Guns. Very, VERY MANY Guns!
"My cause is just...
My will is strong...
And My Gun is Very, VERY LARGE!"
– feat. Doomguy
Otfried Preuรler
The Little Witch (1957)